Look on my maths, ye Mighty, and despair

The random blabberings of a 23-year-old dazzling ginger, currently keeping himself busy with maths at Aarhus University in Denmark.

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Look on my maths, ye Mighty, and despair

The random blabberings of a 23-year-old dazzling ginger, currently keeping himself busy with maths at Aarhus University in Denmark.

Archive

nunsnroses:

There is never a bad time to listen to arctic monkeys. walking to class sadly? arctic monkeys. feeling lonely and unattractive? arctic monkeys. getting undressed for bed? surprise you’re now doing a strip tease. this is the power of the monkeys 

(Source: cologneoscopy)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive)

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

(Source: heliolisk)

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

y’all think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

image

lolsomeone-actually:

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation

I just realized that as well

(Source: pottergifs)

"

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it

Good luck figuring out which one

"

-unknown (via kushandwizdom)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls)