basedpidgeot:

versacegravy:

My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off

he could genuinely kill us all with one arm we need to stop reblogging this

(Source: caraanais)

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explosm:

By Kris. Go look at http://www.explosm.net, if you like these comics so much!

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explosm:

By Rob. Http://www.explosm.net has thousands more comics to aim at your face!

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bigbigtruck:

carrymyworld:

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this is it, this is the one that finally broke me

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john-watson-is-sherlocked:

severingsnapes:

mr-egbutt:

seifukucat:

eating clocks is really time consuming

especially when you go back for seconds

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The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

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stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

stammsternenstaub:

theY MADE THE SAME fACE

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sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity)

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Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death 

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

(Reblogged from queenchrissycumberbatch)

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: reallyborinq)

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wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

(Source: funkes)

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ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

(Reblogged from holyfuckface)
lumos5000:


vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

lumos5000:

vannahmarten:

Can we please have a moment of silence, because Draco is not only sitting at the Gryffindor table, but he is checking Hermione out, and than only stops when Ron sees him.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

(Reblogged from holyfuckface)